Monday, 6 November 2017

LETTER TO INTERGALACTIC CHIEFTAIN

Your intergalactic lordship,

I wish to make a business proposition to you. I hope this internet message reaches your galaxy. Your messiah uncle L Ron Hubbard has told the earthlings so much about your  ethnic cleansing program of dropping followers down volcanoes.

The scientology neo-nazis would like you to do the same with the Jews and black Africans. The scientology message is white supremacist.

I am writing to enquire as to whether or not you have any used space craft that you are not using. These days, there is so much demand for intergalactic travel by followers of the pagan cults on earth. They want to by-pass the judgment of Jesus Christ and go straight to eternal life with no accountability.

We could give you support in dropping followers off into volcanoes. Special rates could be given for paedophile Catholic priests and scientlogist ex-followers who think you are just a Hubbard fairy story. If you are, please disregard this letter.

Now that Uncle Ron has discarded his earthly body, he no longer has to worry about lung cancer and heart disease that he could not cure through dianetics. We can bring him a hundred years supply of Craven A cigarettes that he loved so much to chain smoke.

I hope you have not dropped Uncle L. Ron down a volcano because of the way he has abused Scientology families. 


Or was he just obeying the orders of his intergalactic chieftain? Are you a kind and omnipotent chieftain or an authoritarian and primitive tyrant like the earthly Genghis Khan?

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