TRICKY WOMEN HAVE ONLY A FEW TRICKS

Many expatriate men are suckers when it comes to a sob story from a pretty PNG girl. This report comes from input of several men who attended a workshop on the subject two years ago.

It seems that many young women do not work in paid employment. They do not have to as they obtain all the money they need from silly white men with more heart than brains.

Young women may lie awake at night dreaming up new and creative ways of ripping off sweet white men. The trick is to focus on uncheckables.

Most white men will not check as they believe that this pretty innocent young woman can not possibly tell lies. She loves him.

They would not be willing to walk down through a squatter settlement to find out if her brother really called on mobile phone.

He may be bashed. Many white men are cowards. The Kokoda tradition has long gone.

He has not checked the coded addresses in her mobile phone address book. There are 6 other white men who think they are her one and only.

She has pulled the old violent husband trick and can stay with them for only two days. If the husband finds her here, he will kill her and the white man. Please click:

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But there are many ways of getting money. Once the seven white men have gone, she will get another set of suckers and drag out all the old stories.

The best is the funeral of a mother on the other side of Papua New Guinea. No white man will ever ask what the mother of a Kerema girl is doing living in Kokopo.

A return air ticket with expenses will bring K1800. There is no checking possible. Does the white man phone anyone? Who? In that week, she may collect K8000 from the other loves of her life.

Then she has a problem as she has been kicked out of business college for not paying school fees. She approaches darling No. 4.

Darling I wanted to be a secretary but now that is not possible. I have been stopped by outstanding fees of K2600. Sob. You’ll pay? Oh darling. He should have asked her if she studies computers. Can you use Microsoft Word? No we use lots of words.

Then she has had problems with her appendix. I am really worried darling. The doctor says I need an operation immediately. It is K1300. You’ll pay? Darling I love you. He is No. 6.

She always gets her expatriate darlings to buy her a mobile phone with Facebook. She just happened to lose her old phone. Now she has 8 phones at her house.

When she stays with a darling, her phone is always on Vibrate. The In-box and Sent are always empty. She regularly rushes off to the toilet and locks the door when another darling rings.

I have learned this trick from my daughters. When an important call comes, it's off to the toilet with the door locked.

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Men, the secret is never to pay the money directly to the young woman. If she is having school fee problems, go to the school to pay. You may find there is no record there of one pretty young woman called Susan Kuligi.

If she needs an operation, send her to the best specialist in town. Offer to book her into a private hospital. Be ready to pay the specialist and hospital.

Tell her you are taking a week’s leave to sit at her bedside. That will give her problems with her fake story. What if he meets No.2 love of her life? She has told the same story to two darling suckers.

Her little sister is completing grade 10 but can not pay school fees. She goes to school in the Eastern Highlands. Why is a young girl from Kerema going to school in the highlands? She is boarding this year and needs K1300.

Tell her your company has an office in Goroka. Ask that the young sister comes down to the office with her report card. There is no office in Goroka. But two can play tricks.

Say that you will pay for her PMV fare and arrange for her accommodation. She can not do that darling. She is in the village at Lufa.

There are raskols on the road. If you give me the money, I will send to my father by Salim Moni Kwik.

Why can I not send it to the school account? What is your sister’s name? Well, she has more than one name. I am not sure which one she uses at school.

My village can not get calls on mobile phone. It is in a valley. How will your father know to go and get Salim Moni Kwik if he lives in the village?

The United Nations lesbian women really have to conduct courses for men to stop this shameless exploitation of young women by rotten, abusive men. There are about 2 million young women with mobile phones in Papua New Guinea just waiting to be exploited.

This woman has no conscience at all. She is a successful sex worker posing as a girl friend. These expatriates have to pay at least three thousand kina a month for her to give them great sex. She is doing well for an eighteen year old young woman.

So what if she pretends to love them? That is the culture being fostered by mobile phones and lesbian advisors.

Dedicated to tricky lesbians of the United Nations and AusAID